My poem won Thinkgeek.com's monthly techie Haiku contest and was published in their newsletter today under the title, "Astronaut Warning." The original title was "In space, no one can save you from your own stupidity," but it was understandably shortened, as the title was nearly longer than the actual poem.
"Astronaut warning"
When on a space ship,
Do not open a window.
It's not refreshing.
"Astronaut warning"
When on a space ship,
Do not open a window.
It's not refreshing.